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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Mr. Blueregaurd, no!

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forcefields:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

do u guys really not get the joke omg

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mr-jaan:

People dont have teeth that will rip your arm apart and leave permanent scars, or the natural instinct to go for the kill, so I mean.. 

I just realized I sounded like I support what this post disputes, and I’d like to just sya that I actually just wanted to point out why a person bite isnt treated the same as a dog bite. They shouldnt be outright killed, it should be found out if the are from an abused home or just have a vicious personality, I have met some dogs that were generally really nice, provided you were one of 5 people they had been raised in the home of. Everyone else was strangers and must be eliminated, lest they threaten the packs survival. Even dogs liket hat though shouldnt be put down, just like kept in a fenced in area and never aloud out of that area, or else you can never have anyone come over ever.

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majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 

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deadjosey:

Bacon Flatbread Pizza - 4 Ingredient, 4 Minute, No Oven Recipe

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http://cookienun.tk/post/95999807239/mr-jaan-cookienun-assuming-someones

mr-jaan:

cookienun:

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they dress

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assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they talk

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assuming someone’s sexuality because of their haircut

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assuming someone’s sexuality

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pizza

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So do we just ask? Like are we…

I misread that, sorry, I should have known that, I feel bad for that, my mistake. But, pretending you did initially say gender;

"Hey do you know that person?" "Which one" "The one with black hair and brown eyes, I just met them the other day and forget their njame, alex something I think" "I know a couple different Alexis, were they a boy or a girl?" "What does that matter?" "Uhm, ok, what race were they?" "Wow, what, are you some kind of racist?"

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People dont have teeth that will rip your arm apart and leave permanent scars, or the natural instinct to go for the kill, so I mean.. 

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poppypicklesticks:

artemuscainpotato:

thehomestuckwhovian:

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.

Nope, tumblrinas and Anita are outraged by this episode

"STOP MAKING ANIMATED CHARACTERS THAT BEHAVE LIKE US !!!!! STRAW FEMINISTS!  STRAW FEMINISTS!!!!  THESE PEOPLE LITERALLY DO NOT EXIST!"

Well.

Female game designer: Was Anita looking out for me when she erased my existence as well as pretty much every woman involved by the industry because it contradicted her narrative and got in the way of her presenting herself as a pioneer liberating the game industry, and came up with ways to demonise and ignore the games and characters I helped create because they again, contradicted her narrative?

Female artist: Was Anita looking out for me when she stole my art work and ignored my requests to negotiate, even though she had a quarter of a million but somehow felt she was unable to commission artists to create work for her?

Female donator: Was Anita looking out for me when she took my money and did nothing but hoard it for herself, and didn’t deliver on a single one of her promises?

Female Gamer: Was Anita looking out for me when she stole my let’s play footage and presented herself as a living justification for every negative stereotype about female gamers?

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dorkly:

Song Perfectly Says Goodbye To Studio Ghibli

With the apparent retirement of Studio Ghibli co-founder Hayao Miyazaki, it looks like Studio Ghibli may be going away forever. Only time will tell if the studio is truly going away, or whether they’ll find new life with a new creative auteur willing to fill Miyazaki’s shoes.

But if this is the end, this song is a fitting tribute to one of the greatest animation studios of all-time.

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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie…

This was the best fucking movie ever dude, it was a childrens comedy/action with heavy handed morals about believing in yourself, and half the things you say don’t make sense make sense if you’ve seen the other 2 movies.

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